Rock and Roll!


"You can take the man out of the 80's but you can't take the 80's out of the man." -- Paul Gilbert
"Certainly in the topsy, turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is quite often...useful." -- Ian Faith
"If you don't pose properly, no one will hear you." -- Jimi "Humbucker" Humble
"I don't use my fingers... I use my tongue." -- Bill "Heaven & Hell" Lanik; live on March 13, 2010
"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation." -- David St. Hubbins
"I'm quite influenced by Mozart and Bach, so I like to think that this piece is more of a Mach really." -- Nigel Tufnel
"Next time you come here dude, you wear spandex, not Dockers!" -- Satchel
"Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!" -- Derek Smalls
"Chicks are always banging on our dressing room door and screaming so usually we let them out." -- Michael Starr
"It's such a fine line between stupid...and clever." -- David St. Hubbins & Derek Smalls
"We were playing a...festival...Jazz-Blues festival...Blues-Jazz really.  Blues-Jazz was in the Isle Of...Isle Of Lucy...Isle Of Lucy Jazz-Blues Festival." -- David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel & Derek Smalls